Movie Quotes

Glen Coco? Four for you Glen Coco! You go Glen Coco!

And on the third day, God invented the Remington 504 to shoot the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.

Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.

It’s like I have ESPN or something.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.

Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.

Communism is like prohibition. It’s a great idea, but it won’t work.

‘He is a great man.’
‘Yeah, great at getting us into trouble.’

If I were a girl, I’d despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.